Probably The Best Luger in The World

Let me introduce you to a revolver—a Luger 9 mm. Since the gun appears in the first sentence, it will probably go off by the last. The gun is loaded, as are the sentences. A worn pun wounds all. Pick up the revolver and put it in your mouth. It’s your turn. Embrace yourself, then brace yourself. There’s no catch that’s safe. A pause. A moment to forget you’ll never remember. Eyes shut tightly. A slight squeeze. As promised, the gun goes off.

John R. Frame